Holy crap I just had the best idea ever.
Okay okay, I know I've been being weird and posting Billy Mays pictures up here and what not. In fact, today I decided for Halloween I will be a down on his luck Billy Mays. REGARDLESS! I just had the best idea EVER.

I'm going to meet him and I'm going to have him leave my voicemail message. Just think how fucking awesome that would be? I know having celebrities do that is pretty gay, but if it was Billy Mays HOLY CRAP THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

"Hi Billy Mays here for Will's voicemail, the quick and easy way to leave Will a message when he doesn't pick up the phone. Have you ever wanted to speak to Will only to have him not pick up the phone? Well now your problems are gone with Will's voicemail. Leave a message within the next 5 minutes and we'll send you a phone call responding to your message for FREE!"

of course, the responding message wouldn't be free, but still. HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE!?

...aaaaaaaand I'm going to bed now